22 March 2007

Moronic moments of the month (*)

(*) brought to you by Seventeen Magazine

Last month's installment of Moronic Moments of the Month in Seventeen Magazine was so, ummm, popular that I've decided to post an installment from the new April issue. Unfortunately, this month's is no less squeamish than last month's, in which, you may recall, a woman was looking down her pants for venereal disease.

This month, I'll just let the picture do the talking:

Below this header was a chart ranging from "fishy" to "sour," complete with -- seriously --diagrams and recommended solutions. ("Shower daily" was one bright idea.)

A few pages later, the magazine offered an unrelated item about how to be sensitive to gay people. Here's their advice:

That's all fine and good for The Gays. But now 14-year-old girls everywhere are going to start insulting people with crippled legs.

So, in closing, I would like to reiterate the main theme of this post: I hate Seventeen.

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