18 April 2007

Moron dead people

Wait, I mean "more on dead people." While I thought it was all funny about Palmetto, Ga., building a senior center in front of a graveyard, the people in Highlands, N.C. are one-upping with mass burials during funerals. (Maybe they offer a bulk rate?)

According to this story in the Asheville Citizen-Times, a lady fell into an open grave during a funeral, when she was trying to put flowers on the coffin. She's suing the funeral home. And so is her 92-year-old husband who claims the incident cost him the affection of his wife.

Her lost affection, once pro-rated, is apparently worth $75,000.

For moron -- er, more on -- old people, check this site out.

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