08 June 2007

The bar at the Hilton

My wife's so cute. Celebrity "news" makes her itch, so she avoids it. Needless to say, she hadn't heard that Paris Hilton was released from jail after a stiff three days. That's 1/15th of her original sentence.

I was debriefing her -- Jenn, not Paris -- this morning, saying, "Get this: She was released for an 'undisclosed medical condition.'"

Jenn says, "What, the D.T.s?"

The real question: Why do people
think this woman is attractive?

6 comments:

Maggie said...

she's an incredible role model for all of us. quit making fun.

bandit said...

I like a little more meat on my b*&%$#@, er, women.

twanky said...

snort!

Brad Barnes said...

I wonder if I can get the word b*&%$#@-slap in the paper...

twanky said...

i think you've got a better chance of sneaking in 'butt nekkid'.

bandit said...

well, if you can't get p3^!$ in, i doubt you can get that in. oh wait, maybe you can.....