25 July 2007

Dirty Potter, Book 3

I was wrong. Book 3 is titled "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban." Hmmmm, sounds like J.K. Rowling begins to explore some bondage themes this time out. Indeed even on the cover, shown here, he's broken out the choke collar.


The overtures begin soon:

Page 43: "Sit down, Harry," said Fudge, indicating a chair by the fire. Harry sat down, feeling goosebumps rising up his arms despite the glow of the fire. Fudge took off his pinstriped cloak and tossed it aside...

Page 125: "Potter, you can skin Malfoy's shrivelfig," said Snape... Harry skinned the Shrivelfig as fast as he could...

Page 129: Hermione was panting slightly, hurrying up the stairs; one hand clutched her bag, the other seemed to be tucking something down the front of her robes.

Page 137: ...The wardrobe burst open. ... Neville backed away, his wand up, mouthing wordlessly.

OK, OK, that's it. I'm not even halfway through the book and I've found so much naughty, naughty filth. You'll have to do the rest of your research on this volume yourself. This copy's hitting the bonfire...

2 comments:

Bandit said...

What's that thing Harry's riding on the cover?

Brad Barnes said...

Hermione?