25 October 2007

Dirty Potter, Book 6

It's nice to see that Rowling buckled under the pressure of my relentless expose of the filthiness of her "Harry Potter" series. Her revelation that Dumbledore is, in fact, gay, was no surprise to me, of course. Take this bit from Book 6, "Harry Potter and the Half-Hard Prince":


Page 336: "You see?" said Dumbledore quietly, holding his wand a little higher. ... "You will not object to getting a little wet?"
"No," said Harry.

Some of the book's other dirty bits can be found on...

Page 34: When Snape said nothing, Narcissa seemed to lose what little self-restraint she still possessed. Standing up, she staggered to Snape and seized the front of his robes. Her face close to his, her tears falling onto his chest, she gasped, "You could do it. You could do it instead of Draco, Severus." Snape caught hold of her wrists and removed her clutching hands. ... He said slowly, "He intends me to do it in the end, I think. But he is determined that Draco should try first."

Page 232: Hermione blushed. "Oh, all right then, I did it," she whispered. "But you should have heard the way he was talking about Ron and Ginny!"

Page 239: Pointing his wand at nothing in particular, he gave it an upward flick and said Levicorpus! inside his head. "Aaaaaaaargh!"

Page 286: "I can fix that," said Harry, landing beside the two girls, pointing his wand at Demelza's mouth...

Thankfully, there's only one of these nasty books left to expose. Stay tuned.

Previous lectures: Book 1, Book 2, Book 3, Book 4, Book 5

3 comments:

Maggie&Bandit said...

So what if Dumbledore is gay? It'd be worse if he's a poodle.

Brad Barnes said...

same thing, right?

cath said...

Brad, you have too much time on your hands. I love you dearly but c'mon...