19 October 2007

He's magically suspicious

Cheeseball magician David Copperfield is being investigated in some sort of big sting, the AP reports. The FBI has raided his Los Vegas warehouse (called, seriously, the International Museum & Library of the Conjuring Arts), and has seized some $2 million from him.

My guess is it has something to with the disappearance of former fiancee Claudia Schiffer's taste in men.

But if this leads to an arrest, lots of luck getting the cuffs on him, or keeping him behind bars, I say.

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