01 October 2007

It's the cops, it's the fuzz...

France has honored rock band The Police for -- here's the joke -- the "new sound" the band invented. The news story states the band were made "chevaliers of the order of the French republic." Sounds a little Star Warsy to me, young Jedi.

Meanwhile, a jealous Inspector Clouseau, who is a member of the original French police, is on the case trying to determine who stole the last 20 years from his country.

Police frontman Sting was quoted as saying, "Mephistopheles is not my name. My name is Pompous Ass."

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