16 January 2008


Here's Tuesday's column, about how the beautiful actress Keri Russell is secretly in love with me. I mean, secretly in love with Columbus. And me.

Tried to convince my wife that she was on my list -- you know, the 10 women I'm allowed to sleep with, without repercussions on the marriage -- when she was filming "We Were Soldiers" here. Jenn wasn't buying it, though, since her name had never come up before she was staying in town.


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