17 January 2008

Pappa-NOT-zi

The AP reports that four paparazzi have been arrested and charged with reckless driving, for chasing too close one Britney Spears.

Thank frickin' god someone's finally cracking down on the real morons. Well, she's an idjit too. But you know what I mean.

Almost lost in the news is the irony that they're the only ones trying to get close to Ms. Spears these days.

2 comments:

Maggie&Bandit said...

And as much as she loves you Uncle Brad, Maggie wishes you'd leave Brittany alone. Bandit, on the other paw, understands why the New York Times obit writer has already started Brittany's obit.
What ever happened to Paris Hilton?

Brad Barnes said...

I only hate her in the sense that she's emblematic of what's wrong with our culture as a whole. ... I'd still like to nurture her, if you know what I mean.