08 July 2008

'Friends' movie plot

Whilst the British media debate whether or not there's a green light for a "Friends" movie, I'll get down to generating potential plot lines for said film. All the whilst, I'll try and colour my language with as many British-isms as I can. (Why England seems obsessed with this, I don't know...)

*Ross pitches a three-way with that tart Rachel and his old pet monkey, Marcel. Uncomfortable hilarity ensues.
*Chandler finally gets his hands around his WENUS, which manages to earn him a promotion over his hapless boss, played by Ricky Gervais.
*Outside a dank pub, Phoebe and her twin get into a knife fight, in a segment directed by Quentin Tarantino.

Jolly good. Any others ideas, chaps?

Beautiful + Borning = Jennifer Aniston

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